Tag: funny
group name: oneforyou
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October 07, 2007 10:56 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a non-smoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire . . .
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October 07, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
"How are you, darling?" she said.
"What kind of a day are you having?" . . .
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October 09, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
These were so funny - I had to share!
* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy . . .
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September 25, 2007 01:12 PM EDT --
Here are a few. Any more out there?
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute . . .
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September 26, 2007 03:57 AM EDT --
I got this in my email and had to post it because I am so guilty of doing this to my poor hubby!
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? . . .'Hold my purse.'" . . .
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October 12, 2007 01:35 PM EDT --
Got this one in my email"
Where would you be:
IF you had all the money your heart desires?
IF you had no worries?
IF you came home and the finest meal is awaiting you?
IF your bathwater had been . . .
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October 28, 2007 09:00 PM EDT --
This came in my email today and I thought I would share:
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends . . .
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September 26, 2007 01:55 PM EDT --
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, Size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo . . .
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November 12, 2007 08:57 PM EST --
This was too good! Had to pass it along!
Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual Yearly Dementia Test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the . . .
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October 05, 2007 11:56 AM EDT --
Here is a funny I got in my email today:
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late . . .
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October 07, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
I thought this one was pretty cute:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't . . .
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April 09, 2008 10:46 AM EDT --
There was a senior citizen driving down the free way. His cell phone rings, upon answering it he hears his wife say " Be careful! I just heard on the news there is a car going the wrong way on the . . .
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . .
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October 14, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
My uncle just emailed this to me, and I thought it was cute enough to share:
There was a Scottish painter named Wayne who was very interested in
making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down . . .
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October 10, 2007 05:11 PM EDT --
I ran across this online and it gave me a chuckle! Enjoy! (Feel free to add your own!)
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby… somebody . . .
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . .
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September 16, 2007 11:57 PM EDT --
An email funny!
One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to . . .
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June 10, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another funny from the email!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have . . .
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September 17, 2007 01:10 AM EDT --
So I posted the article about self help for dogs, http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977118509, it just wouldn't be fair if I didn't get to some funnies about cats.
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September 06, 2007 10:11 PM EDT --
I just got this in my email and HAD to share - I have so been there!
When you visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's . . .
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